EXCUSE ME, BUT DID ONE OF US FIGURE OUT THE WHOLE 'ECTOBIOLOGY' THING? BECAUSE IT APPEARS THAT THERE ARE TWO OF US
no need to get rude about it.
i am unfamiliar with how ectobiology functions, but perhaps we come from alternate realities. perhaps you are from an existence without the book on human etiquette. whatever the case, I am not present enough to cause you any trouble so you are fine where you are.
(OOC: Actually I started an IRL ask blog because I gotta get more use out of my cosplay and like three people demanded it. XP)
Well Citizens, I’m Out of the Race
It would seem that the votes for five or more candidates was superior to the votes for me, which was somewhat expected as I am hardly known around this digital display of entertainment. Thank you all who voted for me and look forward to me continuing my mayoral decisions in the coming months and years, until another election arrives.
I WILL NOT LIE CITIZENS I AM NERVIOUS
I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE I MADE IT THROUGH THE FIRST VOTING SESSION. I AM BEYOND IMPRESSED WITH YOU, MY FAITHFUL CITIZENS. I CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL LIKE MY BOWLS WILL FAIL ME.

I HAVE ENCASED MYSELF IN A SHELTER UNAWARE OF WHAT THE WORLD MAY BRING ME.
enough being rude. i am seriously grateful to have reached this point. the fight is not over yet. we must carry on and with your help i could reach the much desired democratic position of top power. equality for all and something for everyone!
so as soon as the polls open, do remember to vote. a vote for me is a vote for a can in every hand!
homestuckpresidentialelection:
and for the kids:
- octosmagiccastle
- askthevagabond
- kingcheddarxvii
- oh-my-godtier
- gog-tier
yes, my citizens! we can continue on! thank you all that voted for me!
VOTING HAS BEGUN!
please vote for me, citizens!

I’m just giddy with anticipation because I know you all can do it!
don’t forget to vote when the polls open! it is your democratic duty and democracy is a wonderful thing to have! i am listed under the bracket titled “The Kids”.
official mayoral decloration
hello my fellow exiles.
i am here to tell you i am happy to announce a new willingness in operations. what does this mean for you, the wonderful citizens of exile town? it means i will no doubt be given chances to embrace you as a community once more with a far superior method. what has changed? due to increased technologies, creating original semi-original unique content for all of you to enjoy has become far easier!
to begin this change i will also take part in campaigning for a presidential role. do not worry, as exile town and the remains of can town shall remain in my heart. i will voice the feelings of the citizens wholeheartedly. but i need your help to do so. to help, merely write your local polls and vote for me.
remember. a vote for me is a vote for a can in every hand.
